• high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

wander-panzer:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

WTF?!

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1960snymphet:

Yes!!!

Lana Del Rey & Chuck Grant | Pale Fire (Neil Krug) 
2014

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

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sineadwiley:

THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

This is a little too important

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so-humorous:

Oh my god

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